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• parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
• me: in five years it'll be my last name too
• parents: what
• me:
• me: what

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• if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
• if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
• if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
• if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours

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Everyone else spends their weekends like.

Then theres me.

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